Date night with Daniel! <3 ♡ #boyfriend #heissilly #outback #sunflowers and #badminton !!

Date night with Daniel! <3 ♡ #boyfriend #heissilly #outback #sunflowers and #badminton !!

Day 3: Favorite Quidditch player #FredWeasley and #GeorgeWeasley #beaters #WishIWasAtHogwartsSweeps @hottopic

Day 3: Favorite Quidditch player #FredWeasley and #GeorgeWeasley #beaters #WishIWasAtHogwartsSweeps @hottopic

#ugh #thisguy #whatihavetodealwith #hesmyfavorite #hescute #hemakesmehappy

#ugh #thisguy #whatihavetodealwith #hesmyfavorite #hescute #hemakesmehappy

Day 2: Favorite Professor #professorLongbottom #mmmm #yes #wishiwasathogwartssweeps @hottopic

Day 2: Favorite Professor #professorLongbottom #mmmm #yes #wishiwasathogwartssweeps @hottopic

candidcatharsis:

so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.

ittybittyrecluse:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.


No really, I need it; it’s important.

ittybittyrecluse:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

No really, I need it; it’s important.

Repost this anywhere

nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

farandolae:

That first noise made me lose my mind

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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