virginsacrificer:

when someone asked you a question and you didnt understand but you feel the pressure to give an answer 

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frenchoverture:

Those two comments made my day.

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

raptorific:

raptorific:

I’m always interested to know about characters’ parents. What was Gaston’s father like? Who were Shrek’s parents? Did Jafar have a good relationship with his mom?

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joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

laptopped:

that one kid who argues with the teacher on a regular basis and you just

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werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

catsbeaversandducks:

Her milkshake brings all the pugs to the yard.
Photo/caption via Reddit

catsbeaversandducks:

Her milkshake brings all the pugs to the yard.

Photo/caption via Reddit

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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